webster’s says a sportsman is a man
who hunts wild animals as a pastime
but it doesn’t seem all that sporting
to me for a heartless trophy hunter
to gun down a wild animal for sport
terrified of the stinky monkey man
his more docile prey see him as an
evil affront to nature with his noisy
guns and his sharp teeth for ripping
flesh and his eyes so full of murder
the sportsman is a very macho man
you should see him aiming that gun
and so carefully pulling that trigger
if he desires to be a real sportsman
he should hunt lions with his knife
michaeljordahl 
Interesting poem…. the knife would even the playing field!
Dwight
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I’d like to send this poem to all of my in-law hunters! 🙂
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