the sportsman

the sportsman


webster’s says a sportsman is a man

who hunts wild animals as a pastime

but it doesn’t seem all that sporting

to me for a heartless trophy hunter

to gun down a wild animal for sport


terrified of the stinky monkey man

his more docile prey see him as an

evil affront to nature with his noisy

guns and his sharp teeth for ripping

flesh and his eyes so full of murder


the sportsman is a very macho man

you should see him aiming that gun

and so carefully pulling that trigger

if he desires to be a real sportsman

he should hunt lions with his knife


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