She frowned at me and said,
“Sometimes you know just
What to say to make me mad!”
Ergo I answered her thusly,
“I’m dubious, woman, that
Any scientist or magician,
Much less yours truly could
Contrive some technique to
Compromise the integrity
Of your ample brain case
And commence a rewiring
Of your emotional circuits
To enable us to assume
Command of your helm–
All just to make you mad;
You do it all by yourself.”
She lost her temper
At my words and said,
“You just did it again!”
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