Making Her Mad (Again)


She frowned at me and said,

“Sometimes you know just

What to say to make me mad!”


Ergo I answered her thusly,

“I’m dubious, woman, that

Any scientist or magician,

Much less yours truly could

Contrive some technique to

Compromise the integrity

Of your ample brain case

And commence a rewiring

Of your emotional circuits

To enable us to assume

Command of your helm–

All just to make you mad;

You do it all by yourself.”


She lost her temper

At my words and said,

“You just did it again!”


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