On our last day of marriage, my ex-wife gave to me:
Twelve beers a brewing
Eleven burritos baking
Ten tacos toasting
Nine nachos nuking
Eight Eggos waffling
Seven roasts a roasting
Six hot dogs heating
Five bologna rings!
Four fish a frying
Three Ex-lax
Two sleeping pills
And a subsequent load of laundry.
michaeljordahl 