Last Day of Marriage


On our last day of marriage, my ex-wife gave to me:

Twelve beers a brewing

Eleven burritos baking

Ten tacos toasting

Nine nachos nuking

Eight Eggos waffling

Seven roasts a roasting

Six hot dogs heating

Five bologna rings!

Four fish a frying

Three Ex-lax

Two sleeping pills

And a subsequent load of laundry.

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